NaughTees
Aren't I Just A Jolly Little Fuck xmas cotton unisex t-shirt
Color — Kelly
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In stock
Shipping Timelines
Estimated Delivery Times: 5–8 days
This is an On Demand Product
You order and pay for it, we'll make it. The item will be made as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Making items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste. Fuck fast fashion.
Returns policy
Refunds, returns, and exchanges for non-faulty items are not available. Please review your sizes carefully.
Also refer to our full return and refund policy here.
EU GPSR Information
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information:
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
Care instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.
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PRODUCT DETAIL
🎄 Naughty T-shirts have officially made the Nice List... wait, who are we kidding? They’re filthy fabulous. 😉🎅
At NaughTees, we don’t do wholesome Christmas vibes — we do ho-ho-holy sht, that’s funny!* Our tees are made for the bold, the flirty, and the gloriously inappropriate who know the season’s best gift is a good laugh (and maybe a little trouble under the mistletoe).
From spicy slogans to rude reindeer humor, each shirt is a wearable wink — perfect for office parties you’ll regret or cozy nights that end up on Santa’s watchlist. Crafted with premium fabrics and a healthy disrespect for politeness, every tee is soft, comfy, and guaranteed to make Grandma say, “Oh dear.”
Whether you’re roasting chestnuts, breaking hearts, or causing chaos at Christmas dinner, we’ve got a tee that says exactly what you shouldn’t — but will anyway.
🎁 Not for angels or goody two-shoes
🔥 Perfect for rebels, flirts, and festive rule-breakers
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)
• Soft, breathable, and built for bad decisions
• Unisex fit — flattering for all your naughty angles
• Printed to order (because being bad shouldn’t harm the planet)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you order — no mass production, just pure, personalized mischief. Thanks for shopping small and sleighing sustainably. 💋
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Have an shirt idea? Email us with your idea at naughtees.help@gmail.com and if it's good enough, we will send you the first tee free!
Have an shirt idea? Email us with your idea at naughtees.help@gmail.com and if it's good enough, we will send you the first copy for free!
