NaughTees
Feeling Twinkly As Fuck xmas cotton unisex crop top
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In stock
Shipping Timelines
Estimated Delivery Times: 5–8 days
This is an On Demand Product
You order and pay for it, we'll make it. The item will be made as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Making items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste. Fuck fast fashion.
Returns policy
Refunds, returns, and exchanges for non-faulty items are not available. Please review your sizes carefully.
Also refer to our full return and refund policy here.
EU GPSR Information
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information:
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
Care instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.
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PRODUCT DETAIL
🎄 Offensive crop tops just made the naughty list — and they’ve never looked this good! 😉🎅
At NaughTees, we don’t do merry and bright — we do merry and downright dirty. Forget carols and cocoa; we’re here for savage humor, naughty innuendo, and unapologetically rude Christmas crop tops that sleigh the line between festive and filthy.
Our tops are bold, irreverent, and wickedly fun — kinda like you after a few too many eggnogs. Crafted with premium fabrics and zero respect for polite society, every crop top is a walking scandal designed to shock your in-laws, make Santa blush, and earn you a permanent spot on the Naughty List.
Whether you’re into cheeky one-liners, adult humor, or pure Christmas chaos, we’ve got a top that says exactly what your inside voice won’t — wrapped in just enough jingle to get away with it.
🎁 Not for angels or elves
🔥 Perfect for rebels, flirts, and festive degenerates
• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) (weight may vary by 5%)
• Four-way stretch for that perfect “Santa baby” fit
• Smooth, comfy microfiber yarn
• Body-hugging cut, hand-sewn after printing
• Blank product components sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you order — no overstock, no waste, just pure, naughty holiday magic. Thanks for shopping small and sleighing sustainably! 💋
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | |
| XS | 33 ⅛ | 25 ¼ |
| S | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ |
| M | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ |
| L | 39 ⅜ | 31 ½ |
| XL | 42 ½ | 34 ⅝ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | |
| XS | 84 | 64 |
| S | 88 | 68 |
| M | 92 | 72 |
| L | 100 | 80 |
| XL | 108 | 88 |
Have an shirt idea? Email us with your idea at naughtees.help@gmail.com and if it's good enough, we will send you the first tee free!
Have an shirt idea? Email us with your idea at naughtees.help@gmail.com and if it's good enough, we will send you the first copy for free!
