NaughTees
Ha. No. unisex cotton t-shirt
Color — Red
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In stock
Shipping Timelines
Estimated Delivery Times: 5–8 days
This is an On Demand Product
You order and pay for it, we'll make it. The item will be made as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Making items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste. Fuck fast fashion.
Returns policy
Refunds, returns, and exchanges for non-faulty items are not available. Please review your sizes carefully.
Also refer to our full return and refund policy here.
EU GPSR Information
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information:
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
Care instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.
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PRODUCT DETAIL
Offensive t-shirts have never looked this damn classy!
At NaughTees, we don’t do polite. We specialize in brutally honest, unapologetically rude, and hilariously crude T-shirts for people who couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks. Our shirts are loud, bold, and offensive — just like you after three drinks.
Crafted with premium cotton and a middle finger to political correctness, every tee is a walking punchline designed to start conversations, spark outrage, and make your mom pretend she doesn’t know you in public.
Whether it’s dark humor, adult innuendo, or just flat-out vulgarity, we’ve got a shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking — and then some.
❌ Not for the easily offended
✅ Perfect for rebels, degenerates, and professional shit-stirrers
Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, because we don't do fast fashion.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Have an shirt idea? Email us with your idea at naughtees.help@gmail.com and if it's good enough, we will send you the first tee free!
Have an shirt idea? Email us with your idea at naughtees.help@gmail.com and if it's good enough, we will send you the first copy for free!
