NaughTees
Wears Black, Loves Coffee, Avoids People
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Shipping Timelines
Estimated Delivery Times: 5–8 days
This is an On Demand Product
You order and pay for it, we'll make it. The item will be made as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Making items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste. Fuck fast fashion.
Returns policy
Refunds, returns, and exchanges for non-faulty items are not available. Please review your sizes carefully.
Also refer to our full return and refund policy here.
EU GPSR Information
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information:
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
Care instructions
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean.
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PRODUCT DETAIL
Offensive crop tops have never looked this wickedly good! 🦇🎃
At NaughTees, we don’t do sweet or spooky-cute — we do savage. We specialize in brutally honest, unapologetically rude, and hilariously crude Halloween crop tops for people who laugh in the face of good manners (and possibly the undead).
Our tops are bold, dark, and deliciously offensive — just like you after a few witch’s brews. Crafted with premium fabrics and a middle finger to political correctness, every crop top is a walking curse designed to raise eyebrows, summon laughs, and make your mom clutch her pearls.
Whether it’s twisted humor, adult innuendo, or downright wicked words, we’ve got a top that says exactly what you’re dying to say — and then some.
💀 Not for the faint of heart
🕸️ Perfect for rebels, degenerates, and creatures of the night
• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) (weight may vary by 5%)
• Material has a four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains.
• Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn
• Body-hugging fit
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing
• Blank product components sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | |
| XS | 33 ⅛ | 25 ¼ |
| S | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ |
| M | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ |
| L | 39 ⅜ | 31 ½ |
| XL | 42 ½ | 34 ⅝ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | |
| XS | 84 | 64 |
| S | 88 | 68 |
| M | 92 | 72 |
| L | 100 | 80 |
| XL | 108 | 88 |
Have an shirt idea? Email us with your idea at naughtees.help@gmail.com and if it's good enough, we will send you the first tee free!
Have an shirt idea? Email us with your idea at naughtees.help@gmail.com and if it's good enough, we will send you the first copy for free!
